Kate and I have been listening to this Janelle Monae track on and off for the last few weeks and have made an important discovery: this song makes anything you do look like good dancing. Try it: play the track and walk slowly across the floor, one foot in the front of the other, like a puppet; or do the washing up as if doing it in your sleep, slightly floppy. Everything you do will be magically transformed into a herky-jerky Chris-Walken-meets-James-Brown dance number, as if great surges of electricity are galvanising your otherwise limp frame.